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A circulated fax posted on the walls of office cubicles throughout the world:

THE RULES

– The female always makes THE RULES.
– THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
– No male can possibly know all THE RULES.
– If the female suspects the male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
– The female is never wrong.
– If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
– The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
– The female may change her mind at any time.
– The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
– The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
– The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
– The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to angry and/or upset.
– The male is expect to read the female mind at all times.
– The female is ready when she is ready.
– The male must be ready at all times.
– Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
– The male who does not abide by THE RULES lacks backbone and is a wimp.

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